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Sam's Goth Cutting Boards (PRE-ORDER)

Sam's Goth Cutting Boards (PRE-ORDER)

 4.9/5 (170+ Reviews)
Regular price $99.99
Regular price $99.99 Sale price $199.99
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Sam's Goth Cutting Boards (PRE-ORDER)

Sam's Goth Cutting Boards (PRE-ORDER)

Regular price $99.99
Regular price $99.99 Sale price $199.99
SAVE 50% Sold out

🖤 Goth Inspired

🦇 Dark Aesthetic

🕯️ Haunting Detail

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    Bought it for the aesthetic, use it EVERY single day now. Definitely recommend though lol.

    Kayla. M
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    Wife saw it on my counter and immediately ordered one for her sister. It's that kind of piece.

    Mark. J
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    The resin depth in person is unreal. Photos honestly don't do it justice.

    Jamie. R
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    Loved by Hundreds of fans.
    4.9 out of 5 · 170+ reviews
    I love it

    I love it

    Obsessed with how it looks next to the rest of my dark decor. Honestly better than I expected.

    Devon S. — Portland, OR
    Insane attention to detail

    Insane attention to detail

    I ordered two, one for the kitchen, one for the bar cart. The resin work is unreal for the price.

    Priya N. — Austin, TX
    Freaking obsessed

    Freaking obsessed

    Bought the Blood Moon board for my goth kitchen and it does NOT disappoint. Already eyeing a second.

    Marlowe K. — Chicago, IL
    Renata H.
    Best purchase I've made all year.
    Renata H. Verified Buyer
    Corey B.
    Exactly the dark vibe I wanted.
    Corey B. Verified Buyer
    Nadia V.
    Amazing quality, highly recommend.
    Nadia V. Verified Buyer
    Renata H.
    Best purchase I've made all year.
    Renata H. Verified Buyer
    Corey B.
    Exactly the dark vibe I wanted.
    Corey B. Verified Buyer
    Nadia V.
    Amazing quality, highly recommend.
    Nadia V. Verified Buyer
    • I LOVE IT.

      Genuinely the nicest thing on my counter now. Everything else looks boring next to it lol

      Nina. V

    • Crazy attention to detail

      Was nervous ordering a pre-order but the updates were solid and it was worth the wait for sure.

      Chris. B

    • Honestly obssesed

      Finally found kitchen decor that matches the rest of my apartment. Took wayyy too long.

      Summer. M

      Why Goth Kitchens Choose Us

      🖤

      Hand-Poured, Never Mass-Made

      No two pours are identical. Yours is one of one.

      Built to Outlive You

      Solid resin weight, not hollow plastic.

      🕯️

      Made-to-Order Ritual

      Poured only after you claim it.

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      The Collector's Mark

      Limited batches, gone once they're gone.

      Because a machine can't set a mood.

      Your swirl lines are your fingerprint.

      No shelf-sitting, no soulless stock.

      ⚰️ Hand-Poured to Order 🩸 One-of-One 🖤 Limited Batches 🔥 Collector-Grade ⚰️ Hand-Poured to Order 🩸 One-of-One 🖤 Limited Batches 🔥 Collector-Grade
      MATERIAL INTEGRITY

      Poured by hand. Cured to endure.

      Monolithic Cure
      Solid-cast resin eliminates voids and weak points.
      Dimensional Stability
      Resists warping, moisture, and daily wear over time.
      Non-Replicable Geometry
      Every pour carries a unique surface signature, singular and yours.
      01 Formulation
      Pigment and resin are ratio-controlled per batch for consistent density.
      02 Hand-Pouring
      Each board is poured and set individually under monitored cure conditions.
      03 Finishing
      Surfaces are hand-refined and food-safe sealed to a single-unit standard.
      Batch-Controlled
      Void-Free Cast
      Individually Inspected
      Food-Safe Sealed
      Batch-Controlled
      Void-Free Cast
      Individually Inspected
      Food-Safe Sealed

      Our Story

      Sam's Boards started on a garage workbench, after Sam gave up finding goth kitchenware that didn't look cheap or plastic.

      So we began hand-pouring our own, one board at a time, obsessing over every swirl, edge, and sealed food-safe finish.

      What began as a single shelf of dark little experiments now lives in kitchens that love the dark a bit more than most.

      — Sam

      Small-batch & hand-poured

      Frequently Asked Questions

      Yes, every board is sold as a pre-order. Shipping and Delivery is typically 1-2 weeks after our next batch launches. Please allow a 1-4 week grace period between batches.
      Pre-orders enter production the moment we launch, then ship in the order they were placed. Reserving early puts you at the front of the line.
      Each board is hand-poured to order in small batches, so pre-ordering locks in your piece before the batch sells out. It also secures the lowest launch pricing.
      Cancellations are accepted within 24 hours of purchase, before production begins. Just reach out and we'll handle it right away.
      Every board is sealed with a fade-resistant, food-safe finish built to hold its color for years. Everyday use won't dull the rich tones.
      We back every board with a 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee. If it's not right for you, we'll make it right.
      Each board runs approximately 12 × 16 inches — the perfect size to prep on and display on any counter.